Ten Things You Can Do While Waiting for the New Contract to Start

Let's see:

1. Respond to all the nudges in your Facebook games.
2. Figure out how to load those pictures from your phone to Facebook, or Flicker or...
3. De-dupe your music collection.
4. Go pick up those prescriptions the drug store's automatic alerting device that's been calling five or six times a day as a 'helpful' reminder even though you told them to shut it off, I can keep track of my own scripts very well, thank you very much...speaking of which...what the hell happened to that resume I sent to Allscripts?
5. Find one of the five copies of your birth certificate you used last month for that other contract gig...and where the hell did my driver's license go?!!?
6. Try to remember if those pictures you finally uploaded to Facebook were the ones I was supposed to upload and not those other ones....
7. Pay the garbage company because it's threatening to stop collection, even though your adult boys forget to take the garbage out two times out of three....
8. Add a piece yo your blog. Try to be funny.
9. Try to get your bum knee working by talking a short walk...remember to stretch first. That walking you did at the grocery store and Sam's club Saturday pretty much blew the good knee out...
10. Screw it. Count the trip into the drug store as your walk.

Jeez. What the hell are you going to this afternoon?

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